English spoken by non English native speakers

Della   Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:23 am GMT
This is English in my country but it is mutually unintelligible with real English



Dudej, wi wanla dejga lukö hor lisu chata , buliz bi kärlöho ihu ju wanla lan more
(Today,we wanna take a look for this chapter, please be careful if you wanna learn more)
Della   Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:25 am GMT
Lisu isu Ingalisha in ma kantri ba itisu muchali anintalizibol mui ria Ingalisha

(This is English in my country but it is mutually unintelligible with real English )
Nmsa   Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:26 am GMT
I really think this kind of incorrect English should be preserved as another language!
Yeshua   Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:33 am GMT
Iddiza djiazta naver uai ovva speleng uaerdz, budd ai peytchia zhaht iyt uoult bii uerie ieasei ta aenaerstaend uaatta zheyh weher zhehyieng ein spieauch.
Della   Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:44 am GMT
a chahst donn anderstenn wa la so manli ingalisha supelenz
(i just don't understand why there are so many English spellings)
Yeshua   Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:58 am GMT
Ueil zheiehn eiiuof yououou douount uaueunderstaueuyend whaiyayayuiaua theieyaereae oaoereie souououauouyou maieniey Aieieounglieioush speaieieoulings theieooun yououououou neieieoueieoueed psyaiyouyouyyiaichological heieieieoueoaouelp.

[Well then if you don't understand why there are so many English spellings then you need psychological help]
Caspian   Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:21 pm GMT
Luckily, I'm British, so it is possible for me to post an actually intelligible message here :)

What are your countries?
King James   Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:44 pm GMT
eeuuian   Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:43 pm GMT
<<This is English in my country but it is mutually unintelligible with real English>>

Some forms of English from the UK are more or less unintelligible in my country (US)