One version of British English is the much quoted ESTUARY ENGLISH....widespread in its home base of the South East of England (but spreading).
Jordan is an English model with outstanding features (both of them... and both magnificently enhanced). She recently married Peter Andre (an Aussie bloke) in an all pink and white fluffy fluffy no expense spared mega mega mega £s wedding rivalling that of Elton and David's.
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/jordan-andre-p1.php
Jordan (aka Katie Price from Hampshire) is 101% Estuaryspeaking, and one of today's UK newspapers has produced a glossary of some of the terms Jordan uses in her every Estuaryspeak. This is to help people when they read her autobiography, and who may not be familar with Estuaryspeak.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml?xml=/opinion/2006/02/18/do1806.xml
To assis further, here is a translation of the terms listed, from Estuary to English:
Avvy end verday: At the end of the day. (This is a term frequently
used in the UK).
Awe time fay vrid: All time favourite
Cuddaw: Cuddle
Dan twurf: Down to earth
Darns roo teen: Dance routine
Dog you men tree: Documentary
E chaw r tout: Eat your heart out (that means get jealous)
Eggs tensions: Extensions (the hair type in this case)
Fair retail: Fairy tale (as in weddings)
Faithfaw: Faithful (as if......!)
Fangsa lot: Cheers! (as in thanks a lot)
Fawlinadma top: Falling out of my top (as in US superbowl)
Feeyawz so ride: Feels so right
Few min: Fuming! (as in I'm doing my nut)
Hairbrush: To improve a photograph (just drop the h)
Ick sperry mint: Experiment
Inib id-id sek shlee: Inhibited sexually
Force: False
In harnced: Enhanced
Kitov: Kit off (as in get your kit off - strip off all clothing)
Kleev itch: Cleavage (as in Jordan)
Libray did atchooed: Liberated attitude
Lye flong dree miz: As in "my lifelong dream is......"
Myrrh chewer: Mature
Nurway!: No way! (that means no...period!)
Natraw look: Natural look (ie unenhanced)
Nuff ink taggy: Nothing tacky (ie keep it clean)
Oughta buy ogra fee: Autobiography
Pash nit: Passionate
Phwoar!: phwoar!!!! (as in phwoar!!!!)
Piztazza fard: Excessively pissed
Roow nin: Ruining
Rotig voytch of dis guvry: Erotic voyage of discovery
Snotlike: As in "that's not like I'm going out wiv ya, izzit?"
Sore sea: Saucy (as in phwoar!!!)
Sore tit: Sort it! (as in get yourself sorted out)
Stay dove dee yar: State of the art (as in top notch)
Sick cess: Success
Suttaw: Subtle
Tastefaw: Tasteful
Tid zowt: (As in Janet Jackson ie tits out)
Turmee yon: Turn me on
Verlashun ship: Our relationship
Whale fit: Well fit (as in phwoar!!!)
Whirl igloo siff: World exclusive
Wreck ordeal: Record deal
Yoob itch (You know what that means....)
You sure purse end itch: Usual percentage
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You'll se that not only is the letter T largely redundant in Estuary, so is the letter L.