What does French sound like?

To someone who can't speak French, what does the French language sound like?

example : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Px4Vpem3nk

French sounds like French.
It's somewhat similar to a hevy nasalized (and devoided of "r's") Welsh.

French sound a little like Netherlandic languages too

It sounds totally alien to my ears. I can't understand how they make all these crazy sounds.

"r" and "eu" in French sounds like "r" and "ö" in German.

Italian sounds clearly,French not.

<<"r" and "eu" in French sounds like "r" and "ö" in German. >>

Yes, but overall French does NOT sound like German

Well,French does not sound like German,but similar to German. Both languages have roots in Old Frankish (Germanic) language.

I think it could sound like this language (the recording at the bottom of the page).

http://www.omniglot.com/blog/category/language/page/28/

it's actually at the top of the page, and yes it does sound exactly like french!

"Italian sounds clearly,French not. "

What do you mean??

Well,French does not sound like German,but similar to German. Both languages have roots in Old Frankish (Germanic) language

You say it as if French was a Germanic language or something. French has its roots in Vulgar Latin, and sounds so odd because of the Gaulish substratum.

French sounds GAY, what else?

French sounds awful

<<You say it as if French was a Germanic language or something. French has its roots in Vulgar Latin, and sounds so odd because of the Gaulish substratum.>>
French sounds so odd because of Germanic Frankish superstratum.