The altered spelling game

Altered spelling   Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:32 pm GMT
How would write "Shuimo" following the spelling rules of your language, so that the end result is one or several words that could exist or actually exist in your language? Puns are allowed.
Tigre Toño   Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:35 pm GMT
...Suimo in Spanish could be spelled as "maldito chino homosexual".
En français   Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:40 pm GMT
Chuimeaux
Chuimeault
Chuis Mo (Je suis Mo)
Choux Immo' (Choux Immobilier)
Chouilly-Meault (ces deux villes existent vraiment)
fluxxomed   Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:36 am GMT
shoo+we+mow
shoe+wee+moe
shew+we+mo'