New English grammar

Kex   Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:19 am GMT
Yesterday I be so very happy to see that there be so friends celebrating my birthday...


Be:

I be
you be
he/she/it be
we be
you be
they be


Past tense:

I be
you be
he/she/it be
we be
you be
they be



Simplification

The time = t'time
The name = t'name

Please don't post as n'guest. Choose t'more original name(Please don't post as the guest. Choose the more original name)
NOA!   Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:55 am GMT
Yesterday Ik was soa altue happiy too seen that thear aren swoa maniy frends begladderind and abreemind mijn birthday (--bij the wey, *Sealiy Birthday!*)

Been:

Ik am
thou art
he/she/it is
we aren
ye aren
they aren


Forthwitten tijd:

I was
thou wert/wast
he/she/it was
we weren
ye weren
they weren



Offoldetting:

The time = the tijm
The name = the naam

Bliss don't errandmarken as "guest". Choose a moar ordfrem naam(Bliss don't errandmarken as the "guest". Choose a moar ordfrem name)
Fix   Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:22 am GMT
Even Newer English Grammar:

"Yesterday I be so very happy to see that there be so friends celebrating my birthday... "

--> Yesterday I very happy see many friends celebrate my birthday.

be, am, is, are, was, were, the --> all go to hell
simpleton   Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:48 am GMT
further simplification:

friends -> friend
my -> me
I -> me
celebrating -> celebrate


"Yesterday me be so very happy to see that there be so many friend celebrate me birthday... "

Removing some excess verbiage:

"Yesterday me very happy see so many friend celebrate me birthday... "
Best   Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:41 pm GMT
Simplifying quantifiers by adding an extra "s":

very happy -> happys
so many friends -> so friendses

With clitic shortened pronouns everywhere possible:

I was / I be -> bem ; we can't delete the subjet, otherwise we no longer know who is happy
my birthday -> birthdaym

Useless "to"

to see -> see

Yesterday bem happys see so friendses celebrate birthdaym.

That's ugly isn't it ? :-D
Best   Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:42 pm GMT
Or even

Yesterday happysm see so friendses celebrate birthdaym.

^^
Leasnam   Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:52 pm GMT
Why does everyone want so much to simplify English???

Isn't it simple enough as is?

Sheeesh
Anothe Guest   Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:19 am GMT
When I saw the thread title, I thought it was about the grammar of New English.
Bovina Bound   Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:23 am GMT
<<When I saw the thread title, I thought it was about the grammar of New English. >>

It's unclear how much the grammar of English in New England differs from GAE grammar.