how do you say bullshit in a nice polite way?
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As the joke goes, "I used to say 'bullshit', but now I say 'That's nice.'"
I say sumthing similar to Uriel 'cept I say "That's uh... interesting." With a disbelieving lean on the 'interesting'.
If you want to be blunt, whilst being polite. Try "Cock and Bull" but remember to say it in the most overblown shakespearian accent to get the best effect. ;)
Try "nonsense", "twaddle" or "piffle", though the last two are rather old-fashioned and may be amusing, especially "piffle".
Hogwash, is one of my personal favourites. Often used by dusty old majors in dark corners of pubs reading the Times.
crap, stupid, rubbish, silly, foolish...
you made that up!
You're lying.
Ye, whatever!
you made that up!
You're lying.
Ye, whatever!