Street Talk Question - At the Party

Could someone tell me the meaning of the followings sentences which are extracted from a dialogue in one Party? I tried to figure it out, but it's really difficult. Thanx in Advance!

"Bob: No way! Have you lost it? She may have a great bod, bud as fer her face, we’re talkin’ budd ugly. Get real! C’m’on, let’s go scarf oud on s’m chow before it’s gone.

David: Whad is this stuff?

Bob: Beats me. Looks like something beige. Jus’ go fer it.

David: Yuck! Make me heave! Hey, dude… this pardy’s a drag. I dunno about you, bud I’m makin’ a bee line fer the door. I’m history!"

"Bob: No way! Have you lost it? She may have a great bod, bud as fer her face, we’re talkin’ budd ugly. Get real! C’m’on, let’s go scarf oud on s’m chow before it’s gone.

You can't be serious! Have you lost your mind (are you crazy)? She may have a great body, but her face is ugly (comparing it to a rear end). Be serious! Come one, let's go eat some food before it's all gone.


David: Whad is this stuff?

What is this stuff (food)?


Bob: Beats me. Looks like something beige. Jus’ go fer it.

I have no idea. Looks like somthing light brown in color. just go ahead and eat it.


David: Yuck! Make me heave! Hey, dude… this pardy’s a drag. I dunno about you, bud I’m makin’ a bee line fer the door. I’m history!"

It looks less than tasty. I may vomit. Hey, dude, this party is not so great. I don't know what you want to do, but I'm leaving. Goodbye.

Thank you very much, Uriel!