English and Gender(s)

Sander   Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:46 pm GMT
=> Surely there is a word that rhymes with it so as to get an example of how it sounds? <=

No in English.
Sander   Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:48 pm GMT
no = not
Adam   Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:30 pm GMT
"Where did Adam go - every time I come in these forums he is gone."

How do you know?
Adam   Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:31 pm GMT
I could be here all the time, except that I don't post all the time. I could be here 24 hours a day, never sleeping, and watching over the forum like some sort of God.
Adam   Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:34 pm GMT
"Adamn, I have one word for you: LOL "

Ik denk ik het correct vertaalde. Nochtans, vertelt u iedereen dat ik het enkel verkeerd vertaalde om me blik dwaas te maken en iedereen te maken bij me lachen.
Adam   Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:37 pm GMT
"My name is Sander
I feel like smacking Adam around into the meander
But Adam gonna dis you with his wicked Imperial style
He'll even get his boy Jiles
To bust out all your tiles
on the streets
he gots made beats
He eats his mini-wheats
While Sander goes to the pub
tries to connect his USB hub
Wishes he had skills like Adam
not West from batman
But Adam the Imperial
Sander take a gander
at Adam's wicked French translation skills
Quiet are, few boy, before your (polite form) mother-smacking you (polite form).
thats not the norm
make me slam you into proper form
or I'll drop made base into the storm
Adam's response to it all
Anyway, continue speaking in French. I have my translation machine now.
Anyway, continue speaking in French. I have my translation machine now.
Anyway, continue speaking in French. I have my translation machine now.
Got to bust out like a pow-wow
Its gonna happen now
UK ambassodor for the chums "


Okay, Sander. Stop messing, now.
Adam   Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:41 pm GMT
Sander stop playing
My skills go beyond copying and straying
I studied at Oxford
Next to the library I learned my game
found all my fame
I'm not the one to blame
for you put everyone to shame
I rhyme my skills
like I got the chills
I run up hills
While spending all my bills
Sander take a gander
at my Lander
end's clothing
stop loathing

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AdamsApprentice
Loves taking the piss
Thinking he's cool
But he's nothing but a fool

He can rhyme his words
Like a play from William Shakespeare
But when he reads it out
We're all gonna mottherf**king disappear
AdamsApprentice   Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:45 pm GMT
Nice Adam, you have some great rhyming skills there.

I thought you had disappeared, but apparently your in the forum often.

Me and you should word battle Sander.
Adam   Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:52 pm GMT
Word battle Sander?
Adam   Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:53 pm GMT
I never pick fights with Sander.
AdamsApprentice   Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:54 pm GMT
Adams Apprentice is only a jester
trying to rhyme down that geezer
named chester
Who likes to go off and meet Hester

Adams Apprentice likes Imperial
But he hates to eat his cereal
He studies the movie Snatch
to learn the proper language
so he can make his own Edwardian batch
to hatch
Apprentice for the Queen   Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:56 pm GMT
Just for fun...to show off your English language skills.
Adam   Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:02 pm GMT
Spiderman, Spiderman
Washes his knickers in a frying pan
When that's done
Wiped his bum
On a piece of chewing gum.


"Bum" is "arse", not a homeless person.
Adam   Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:03 pm GMT
Oh dear,
What a shame,
Never mind.

Oh dear,
What a shame,
Never mind.

I was sat upon the grass,
And a spider bit my arse,

Oh dear,
What a shame,
Never mind.
Adam   Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:05 pm GMT
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh Batman!
Running down the motorway,
Lorry coming other way,
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh Flatman!